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Sex Sms |
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Fuck is good. Fuck is funny. Lots of people. Fuck for money. If you think that. Fuck is funny. Fuck yourself and save your money! |
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Zoobia Jamil |
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Cool Community |
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Sex Sms |
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BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasm again! |
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Zaib-un-nisa |
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join the community |
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Sex Sms |
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Sex is good, sex is fine, doggy style or 69, just for fun or getting paid everyone loves getting laid.u'll get laid. |
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Ashee Kabir |
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fUNNY sms |
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Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for
Microsoft Europe..
5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Kantibhai Shah.
Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself , 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose
if I stay. I'll give it a try'
Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than
100 people may leave.
2000 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I
have nothing to lose if I stay.
What can happen to me?' So he stays.
Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
500 people leave the room.
Kantibhai says to himself , 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to
lose?' So he stays in the room.
Lastly , Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat
to leave. |
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N Kumar |
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9725100369 |
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4 ma love |
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A fool in love makes no sense to me. I only think you are a fool if you do
not love. I believe that everybody on this earth has a couple and here I
am trying to find my love with whom we were meant to be long before we were
born.
I believe we came to this world to help each other find who we really
are, and become all that we were destined to be. We will
struggle through the hard times and grow through them. We will overcome
whatever obstacles life puts before us and we will only get better with
time. And as the years pass our love will grow and blossom, because we
were meant to be. |
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Miss Turaba |
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Title: |
ENGLISH SMS |
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GIRLFRIEND IS A KNIFE WHO CUT THE LIFE WITOUT GIRLFRIEND LIFE AS SO NICE |
| Posted by: |
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ahmed |
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03003794959 |
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Title: |
Unrefusable Facts |
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Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Todays World: Today We Have Biggers House But Small Families, More Degrees But Less Common Sense, Advanced Medicines But Poor Health, Touch Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbour, Heigh Income But Less Pease Of Mind JUST THINK ABOUT IT...... |
| Posted by: |
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dani |
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hhh |
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Title: |
new test |
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Shakespear Saud: LOVE me Or Hate me Both are inmy favour. If you love me i'll always be in your heart..... If you hate me i'll always be iun yuur mind..... |
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yours |
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6680 |
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Title: |
Shakespear Saud: |
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Shakespear Saud:
LOVE me
Or
Hate me
Both are inmy favour.
If you love me i'll always be in your heart.....
If you hate me i'll always be iun yuur mind..... |
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Akthar kahn |
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Title: |
Unrefusable Facts |
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Some of the Unrefusable Facts of todays world:
Today we have biggers house but small families,
More degrees but less common sense,
Advanced medicines but poor health,
Touch moon but no contact with our neighbour,
Heigh income but less pease of mind
JUST THINK ABOUT IT...... |
| Posted by: |
| Name: |
Qasim Bashir |
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